I skipped work to stalk him.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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