His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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