Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
