Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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