You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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