just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
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Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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