3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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