I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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