so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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