my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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