Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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