I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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