yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
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we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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