what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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