hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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