Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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