sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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