i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Everyone says I win the strip club
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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