found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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