butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
