You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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