I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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