Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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