Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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