My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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