the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
In other news, I just burned my penis
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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