It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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