I think scott just propositioned me for sex
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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