I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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