I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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