No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
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at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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