so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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