That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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