This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I think I just sharted jello shots
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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