with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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