69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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