yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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