he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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