I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think I died a long time ago.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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