Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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