Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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