Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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