I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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