You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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