they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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