Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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