Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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