white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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