Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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