no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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