The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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