Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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