Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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