David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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