Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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