She even gives head with a lisp.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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