Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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