i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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